That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
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I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
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I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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