can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
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if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
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I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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