Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
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She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
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Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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