everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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