ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
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Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
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Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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