I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
My vagina just clenched in fear
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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