i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
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They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
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Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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