her vagine was all disorganized.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
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No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
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Regret, thy taste is box wine.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine