Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
The best revenge is premature balding
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
May the power of my ass compel you!!