And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
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I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
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Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love