Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
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You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
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No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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