Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Randomize
