I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
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they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
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I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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