I only kidnapped one of them. chill
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
only you would photoshop your dick
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she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
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He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
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