And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
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I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
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I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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