butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Randomize
