Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
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and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
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I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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