friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
the day after is always just damage control
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
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We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
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We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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