stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
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So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
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nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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