He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Is it because I queefed?
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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