So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
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Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
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Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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