my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
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I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
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There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
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