So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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