everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
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they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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