honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
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We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
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My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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