Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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