in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
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I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
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. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat