How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
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his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
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She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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