she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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