brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
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you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
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It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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