I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
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halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
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Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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