Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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