he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
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You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
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She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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