what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
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I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
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haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
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