I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
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Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
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Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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