Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
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It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
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my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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