Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
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Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
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One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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