Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
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So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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