Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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