i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
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I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
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WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
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