sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
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She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
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she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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