She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
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I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
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I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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