I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Dignity is for republicans.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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