school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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