I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
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I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
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These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night