You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
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You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
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Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream