we're blogging at a bar
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
23 People Confess Why They Don’t Talk To Their Best Friend Anymore
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
These 17 Delivery Dudes Suck At Their Jobs But Are Winning At Life
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.