Sry I called you an 8
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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