dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
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They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
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She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie