Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.