all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
and she was petting her beer can
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
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Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
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You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.