I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
only you would photoshop your dick
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
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he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
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I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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