My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
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you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
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they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
The fabulous human disaster: it is him