I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
Randomize