I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
my poor anus
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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