Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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