I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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